absurdism378 is a tracked soccer sports handicapper on CAPTRACKER with a 3-0 record across 3 settled picks. Their verified ROI is +91.0%, win rate 100.0%, and net +2.7u. Every pick is immutable and auto-settled against ESPN box scores — no edits, no deletions.
| Date | Sport | Pick | Result | P/L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-07 | SOCCER | Vitoria v Gremio O2.5 (--) | WON | +0.9u |
| 2026-09-07 | SOCCER | Vitoria vs Gremio Over 2.5 (--) | WON | +0.9u |
| 2026-09-07 | SOCCER | Vitoria v Gremio O2.5 (--) | WON | +0.9u |
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absurdism378's 3 tracked picks on CAPTRACKER are verified and auto-settled by ESPN. Current record: 3-0 (100.0% win rate, +91.0% ROI). Every pick is immutable once submitted — no edits or deletions — so the public ledger shows the true track record.
absurdism378's verified win rate is 100.0% over 3 settled picks, producing +2.7u at +91.0% ROI. All picks are tracked immutably on CAPTRACKER.
Every pick absurdism378 submits to CAPTRACKER is timestamped and locked after a short grace period. Results are auto-settled against ESPN box scores — no manual edits or deletions are permitted. This creates an immutable, publicly-auditable record.
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